corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014

social mobia

Network of social media users, often anonymous, who use extreme language, express judgemental opinions and recommend punitive actions which they would not normally do offline.

Tom couldn't show his fsce for days after that twitter backlash. He was the victim of social mobia.

by voltaire59 August 13, 2016

social butterflailing

the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life

Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.

by fao December 31, 2013

social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed

“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.

by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017

social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes

Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives

by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019

Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"

Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly

Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"

by TopDuke December 5, 2022