Skip to main content

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
by PKFifer November 20, 2011
mugGet the I am Dave! Yognau(gh)tmug.
When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Dirty daves soup imported from detroitmug.

The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.
by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022
mugGet the The Dave Waymug.

R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years
R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.
by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025
mugGet the R2-Davemug.

Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump
I need to take a huge Dave
by Bildo June 15, 2022
mugGet the Davemug.

Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.
“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”
by cowboy opts October 19, 2020
mugGet the Dave Furnellmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email