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I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
by PKFifer November 20, 2011
mugGet the I am Dave! Yognau(gh)tmug.
When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Dirty daves soup imported from detroitmug.

dave rodriguez

by syrone July 5, 2014
mugGet the dave rodriguezmug.

dave

yes dave
dave
by BadBoiJohn March 26, 2021
mugGet the davemug.

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe
Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead
by Judos January 13, 2020
mugGet the Davesmug.

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back
A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"
by thegrapemane February 26, 2021
mugGet the Davedmug.

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