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flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.
That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006
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jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.
Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.
by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010
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Air jerk

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught
by W j c February 3, 2012
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bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.
As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."
by PedalPusher July 2, 2006
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Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.
Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.
by Imsorad February 6, 2021
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circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time
*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."
by hippiemoe May 8, 2017
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Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.
You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD
by The Ginge -_- April 26, 2014
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