Noodlesexual 

A cuckold who falls for younger girls when he's at 50's.hes also rejected by luffi

Don't be a noodlesexual

Noodlesexual by Xyzboy January 26, 2023

Noodleflop

It's just a word to make people somehow laugh kind of like trying to be funny but you don't have any jokes with you. This ends up not making you sound funny but like one of those unfunny kids at a party

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear something funny?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Noodleflop
Guy 2: The fuck is wrong with you

Noodleflop by WaterTastesLikeFish May 26, 2023

nub noodle 

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

nub noodle by [rhys] January 9, 2008

rusty noodle 

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

rusty noodle by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Bunny Noodles 

A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!

Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.

Bunny Noodles by Professor Leeroy November 26, 2013

pimp noodle 

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

pimp noodle by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Loose Noodle 

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

Loose Noodle by despicvble July 18, 2015