tech

peeple that wach you in a mentel hospitol
"tech when is lonch"
by retardedpersan0400 October 8, 2019
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Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you
microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open
by your local thot November 5, 2018
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
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toxic tech

Toxic Tech Is A 14 Year Old MAN Hes Name Is Marwan Mohamed. His Ding Dong Is Biger Then His Hair Line, Toxic Tech Can Get ALL THE GIRLS. The Frind Eva Is Anoying And Has A Bad Life In Canada. HIS DING DONG IS AWESOME. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL He Is So Hot. LOL Maaz. (805)
cool Man Awsome. Loves Everyone Toxic Tech Means A Tech The Is Toxic
by Cool Ass Man May 4, 2018
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Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.
"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.
by tristonic July 25, 2022
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American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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