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Nintendo Ninja

A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.

For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:

AM2R,

Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,

PM,

every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",

etc.
Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.
by Echmann May 31, 2019
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Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone
"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."
by drewh762 October 14, 2011
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ninja lesbian

A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009
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Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009
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Skateboard Ninja

The leader an ninja based skating group.
He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...

Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
Skater 1:hey man what's goin' on?
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
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ninja puller

A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?
Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.
by John L Foster! December 25, 2007
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Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
by pooppooper March 26, 2011
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