Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.

Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!

by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017

shrug n' tug

An unenthusiastic handjob.

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.

by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017

Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

rabinator (n)

Due to the long working hours in the 21st Century, these devices became the sole means of creating and supporting baby rabs.

Stick another sperm in the rabinator.

Time for the rabinator.

My rabinator needs renewing.

by a guess June 4, 2004

Rail 'N' Bail

To have sex with and then promptly leave a random girl. Usually preceded by the term "the ol'."

"So I we did it and I left before she woke up the next morning."

"Ah, the ol' rail 'n' bail?"

by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005

Shake n' Bake

Smoking marijuana in the cold.

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.

by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009

Chirp N' Yurp

When one contacts a female just for the sake of having sexual interactions with them. In most cases, the male is the only one who receives any benefit.

I called up Jessica last night for an easy nut. She obliged.

I've got all these girls on speed dial for a quick chirp n' yurp.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy September 21, 2011