Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

sweet muffin

A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.

I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!

by Gary03mw January 20, 2017

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008