Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you

James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

by Retard_Ryan February 3, 2023

ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.

"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"

by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014

Minutes

Taking more than a quarter of an hour.

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

61st minute

The best point of the school day. The 61st minute is when your school period is over and school is finished.

I swear history is so boring, can't wait until the 61st minute, then i can go home.

by LeilaSP March 6, 2019

Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!

Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!

by The secret grafter November 8, 2020

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

45 minutes

When you go off of Rowan’s time and end up in futurama by the time she is actually ready

Ha! I am Ro spelled R-O I will be there in “45 minutes”

by Captain za October 27, 2023