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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience
Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.
by brosefballin July 16, 2020
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Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022
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mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle
the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek
by mech1981 June 25, 2017
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The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.
“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”
by kujo! December 5, 2022
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mike rose

Mike Rose is a confident, cool guy. Very attractive, and turns head's everywhere he goes. Enjoys talking with people and making new friends, in fact he will talk your ear off if you let him. Very focused, and determined to accomplish any goal he sets his mind to. Very funny, dark minded and has a unique laugh.
Dammmnnn, did you see that Mike Rose? Sexy af!
by Witchtits86 October 22, 2017
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Mike Bobagaurd

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022
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