max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Max

He is one hell of a guy, he is usually sad on the inside but he doesn’t show anyone so others don’t worry about him he is also handsome,tall,charming and funny he’ll always cheer you up when your down

P1: Omg is that a max
P2: Omg it is, I wanna climb him like a tree!

by Danthemf MAN January 20, 2024

Max

An idiot in my math class that somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out of our school

Max

by BoogersTheCat February 1, 2024

Max

The ultimate boy-fucker

OMG LOOK ITS A MAX

by 12345six February 6, 2024

Max

The ultimate boyfucker

LOOK BRO PULLED A MAX

by 12345six February 6, 2024

Max

Max, how can you describe him?

He is estimated to have a dick about 1 inch.

Followed by this he has a short temper and loves sucking Jaxson dick while getting fucked by Johnny Sins

Max is gay

by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023

Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball

Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it

by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023