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Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 6, 2022
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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “MarinaraIncident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022
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Hot doging marinara

When you have sex with a girl on her period and then rubb it on her ass and have another person lick the blood off of your peins until you CuM while you're peins is still between her ass cheeks.
Me my girlfriend and her sister had a threesome we were so drunk they let me try hot doging marinara and I got it on video it's crazy
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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Let it marinate

When you get a haircut and it doesn’t look very good right away but eventually does 2 weeks later.
Guy: “my barber messed up my hair so bad”
Friend: “don’t worry, let it marinate
by Johnhjr March 30, 2024
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the inner machinations of my mind

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
by anguslazy November 24, 2024
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Deus sex machina

Phenomena where the most unbreedable character in fiction gets laid for the purpose of plot or bad writing
(insert the most annoying character in fiction) is getting laid can you believe it?

fucking Deus sex machina
by evil molester February 11, 2026
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