lemonade

A fluffier (cuddlier, sweeter) version of a lemon(sex scene). Typically found in fanfiction

Tonight I'm gonna finish that Harry Potter lemonade I started.

by DoubleL June 12, 2005

Deep Fried Lemonade

The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.

That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005

South Side Lemonade

Stick it in her butt and pee.

She was feeling thirst so I gave her a South Side Lemonade.

by Fusion Chamberlain September 12, 2006

Don't get lemon

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.

"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"

by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006

lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011