1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

by crazy bread lover October 23, 2023

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.
"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"
by THE FLANGE 2.0 June 10, 2024

Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities
Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.
by TheSalamanderKing September 14, 2022

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
