jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

jizz attack

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.

If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.

by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

Jizz bib

a gay man's burly beard. Also known as "cum catcher."

"Man, my jizz bib is gettin crusty!"

by ed hart May 6, 2006

Jizz Bucket

A bucket of jizz, where one shoots their jizz

Andy Lederman loves drinking Ben Migdals Jizz Bucket

by Zrizzle May 13, 2005

purple jizz

Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.

Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."

by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

Jizz Jozz

(pronounced jizz jawz)
The act of shooting a load into someone's mouth/jaw.

Guy 1: OMG, look at that bitty over there!
Guy 2: I'd give her the jizz jozz.

by DunnMega February 4, 2010

Jizz Witch

Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.

CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH

by Mez Murray May 17, 2013