Jesse

A bitch ass nigga who can't can any hoes bro is mad and a punk ass bitch

Jesse a punk ass bitch

by Deeznuggs January 24, 2024

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!

"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."

by Migwelo April 22, 2020

Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand

Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!

by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024

Jesse

Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.

Jesse? Can you help me?
Yeah! Sure!

by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022

Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.

Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*

by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018

jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb

-jess is the best

by 85403w5964w5t4w November 14, 2021