JESSE IS A NIGGA
by KYLEE MILLER April 3, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is just an all around great guy who cares and loves everything and everyone. if you haven't met this guy yet get moving because you wont find anyone like him. he's hot af with a six pack with bigger muscles then your head. he cares about everything even things he doesn't like . just saying this guy is AWSOME
Jesse is AWESOME
by YOUR BOYYYY September 6, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
Get the Jesse Smellwoodmug. by flowbro33 July 26, 2016
Get the Jesse Schmitmug. Jess is an adorable boy. And tall. He's damn tall. Like super tall. Anyway,.. he has cute little freckles all over his face and ginger hair. Or he used to be ginger, or maybe he dyed his hair, nobody knows.
He's funny, sweet, kind and did i say tall?
He's funny, sweet, kind and did i say tall?
by cookie dough13 December 8, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
Get the Jess Twitter Theorymug. As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
by Potato_slapper October 6, 2019
Get the Jessemug.