Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.

My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.

by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025

Garden Sodomy

Basically it's a UC story about an asian nigga and a flower femboy gardener faggot living together until one day they went to the garden only for brown slent eyes to peg his flower boyfriend and have gay anal sex with him the whole day and then at the end their daughter was watching and she somehow got turned on by it. To Be Continued.

I watched the Garden Sodomy tape, man i was bricked up.

by WWW.COMPASS September 11, 2023

Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.

His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.

by cuban007 February 19, 2024

Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'

" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"

by peterkin1010 June 3, 2017

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024