by Generalsau July 24, 2025
Get the Broken closet doormug. (noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
Get the Closet Tossermug. The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.
"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "
by warreng4real June 20, 2015
Get the Zoot closetmug. by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020
Get the In The Closetmug. A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
Get the Closeted Pedophilemug. There's a box inside my closet where half my heart belongs.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
Get the closet boxmug. by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022
Get the In the closetmug.