horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021

Horny dumbass

You. You’re the horny dumbass. Accept it

“Ash is being a horny dumbass today”

by Tommy Princess May 24, 2021

Horny hug

A horny hug is when you hug someone while horny and you both want sex

Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!

by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023

horny loser

me

I am a horny loser

by zukaty July 5, 2022