Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!

Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.

by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025

Scum rug grease

A substance that leeches out of one's mullet almost exclusively on males aged 13-19.

"what the crap is on that kids head?"

"Oh, it's a scum rug"

"The dude looks wet!"

"Oh yeah that's the Scum rug grease"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025

Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.

Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon

by Twunk102 December 3, 2025

grease flaps

grease flaps is when a really girthy fat man or women who's flaps are big and sweaty with a bad order

DAMNNNN Cheryl's got some grease flaps eww

by beefy boy December 18, 2025

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025