gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Gatekeeping

The act of talking to a friend or peer who is taking a shit.

Person 1: *answers phone* "hello"
Person 2: "hey, whats up?"
Person 1: "nothing really, just sittin around."
Person 2: "WRONG! your gatekeeping again."
Person 1: "ewwww"

by Ndyah Hcaz June 13, 2010

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

Bill Gater

A person who is obsessed with Bill Gates, and will constantly talk about him. Which gets very annoying.

DUDE! That stupid Bill Gater wont stop talking about Bill Gates!

by Bdpimpin94 July 30, 2009

gateway to the north

Prince George, British Columbia is also known as the gateway to the north.

People call Prince George the gateway to the north because it is a major center where several highways and railroads meet.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

bareback gateway

the practice whereby one homosexual male rubs his unprotected, erect genitals between the cheeks of another during foreplay to induce arousal while inadvertently "slipping" into the anus of the passive partner. Thus leading to unintended unprotected sex.

Dude we shouldn't have done it bareback. respondent- i know its that darn bareback gateway that gets us.

by crackfox88 November 10, 2010