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Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
mugGet the Fuckin johnnymug.

fuckin minttt

when something happens to you that is really depressing but you just gotta laugh through it all
i just missed my bus, fuckin minttt”
by ayyylarrrr17 November 14, 2019
mugGet the fuckin mintttmug.

fuckin up rotation

when one person passes the weed the wrong way and you just want to stab them in the god damn throat
by oharu April 22, 2017
mugGet the fuckin up rotationmug.

Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
mugGet the Dildo Fuckinsmug.

Fuckinated

A person or people who are stuck in an unfortunate situation.
A person or people who will lose.
A person or people who have lost hope.
"I lost my money and can't pay my bills. I'm fuckinated!"

"Can you believe that idiot won the election?! We are all fuckinated!"
" This country is in a serious state of fuckination!"
by Poison Ivy1 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Fuckinatedmug.

fuckin snipe

Drop dead beautiful girl who never has an issue getting checked out by guys
Jess Dichiria is such a fuckin snipe
by The Great One 1234 June 9, 2016
mugGet the fuckin snipemug.

clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.
Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.
by jbizzler March 7, 2009
mugGet the clumsy fuckin droolermug.

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