Slap-Ass Friday

A day when you can slap people's asses.

Woot! It's slap-ass Friday! *slaps people's asses*

by xxVampire.Angelxx October 29, 2007

Friday Night Funkin'

a euphemism for "you're adopted"

person 1: beep boop da da skido beep
person 2: son you are friday night funkin'

by DoodleBaldiBFB February 27, 2022

Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.

I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021

3 sock friday

When a guy takes off the Friday before Christmas vacation, while the old bag is at work, he walks around the house naked but only wears 3 socks. 2 on his feet and 1 on his meat.

Randy asked his wife to pick up an extra bottle of Downy for 3 sock friday.

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday

The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

Jeez o friday

An elaboration on jeez. An exclamation a person makes when they encounter something incredible, astonishing, or overwhelming.

Person 1: Is it a bird?
Person 2: Is it a plane?
Person 3: Jeez o friday, it's Superman!

by buggyboy December 18, 2012

Funky Monke Friday

yeah its friday and its funky with the monkes les go

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by The_HMan May 28, 2021