Fridges

An expression used when you are mad or confused.

Fridges! I didn't do the laundry yesterday!

by El Burrito Man May 30, 2018

Fliggens

One who does not give a flipped flying fig about anyone or thing, generally used in a plural sense of speaking.to accentuate a feeling of lethargy ot helplessness.

John did not want to be poor, but he would not give 3 fliggens about returning to his dead ass end job.

by lefty midnight June 15, 2018

Fidgetated

The feeling of anxiousness, stress and irritability

I don’t know what to do with myself, I just feel fidgetated

by Bingle jay June 23, 2018

Flodger

A person who can’t stop wiggling about

STOP THAT FLODGER! THEY KEEP WIGGLING!

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Flodgecan

A kitchen table lookalike

“OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FLODGECAN U LOOK JUST LIKE MY TABLE!”

by Nia brocoli February 21, 2018

fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.

Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *

by B.xtreme March 12, 2018

Fidgetability

The amount by which something increases its fidgetableness.

My hairs' fidgetability is dramatically increased by the amount of curl in it

by weletthem July 8, 2018