Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022

Father

Father man is man that is born and made father of child

Father is my friends dad

by FatherDudeMan43 November 8, 2020

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Biological Father

In ‘e-girl’ directly translates to any man she/they admires who is older or showing gray. Should be noted that it is not a case of sexual attraction, rather perceiving one as an ideal father figure

The lead singer of that band is flawless, he’s my biological father.

by heaveneleven May 21, 2022

Father

Someone who disappears or is going to get something

My Father left me

by Sev 11 December 22, 2022

What's that? What's a father

From XXXTENTACION Full the fader interview
31:24

"What's that? What's a father" A way to ask about what's a father
"Noah do you have a relationship with your friggin packets yo?"
"What's that? What's a packet yo." A way to ask about friggin packets yo

by fbipoisontester February 4, 2025