fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.

Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!

by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019

fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015