virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.

Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!

by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.

''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''

by Grimblette September 5, 2016

Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.

Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...

by fishkka August 11, 2010

fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018