facebookin'

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

by Joann W. April 2, 2007

facebook chatting

Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM

Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.

by honeypig February 28, 2009

Facebook playboys

Girls who post pictures of themselves that make them look like they want to appear in the next issue of playboy.

Girls who are facebook playboys often post numerous pictures in swimsuits, piled on top of other girls.

by Allie Simmons July 14, 2009

Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.

"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"

by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009

Facebook dinner

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.

Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.

by idmoment September 11, 2009

Facebook

a social networking site, mostly used by older people, like a more safer MySpace.

Person 1: Do you use facebook?

Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom

Person 1: how old is she?

Person 2: 49.

by kiki kay November 10, 2009

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.

"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"

by noraadivad November 12, 2009