Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

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by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

Mr Funny Shoes

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.

“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”

by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

Funny

Not you

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again.

by NotFunnyIDidn'tLaugh October 26, 2020

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

Funny

Gavin shit him self

He turned red shorts green and our group thought it was funny

by Brysan May 26, 2019

cool hot sexy funny

cool hot sexy and funny is chloe not alex

being cool hot sexy funny is a life style not a choice
friend:"bro they are so cool hot sexy and funny"
friend 2:"bro thats just Chloe not alex bte"

by urstompermommy February 1, 2022

Funny, did laugh

The opposite of not funny did laugh if someone says this to you then you're basically a god you can flex on bill the guy who is so unfunny that your ass cheeks are so tight that not even a gay man can get in

Clown: Why don't scientists trust atoms
Laugher at anything: Why?
Clown: BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING
Laugher at anything: Funny, Did laugh
Laugher at anything: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH

by Wap=Waffleandpancakes June 17, 2023