Ethan

Ethan is a man with a very small penis.

God ethan has a tiny dick

by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.

"Wow Ethan is such a queen"

by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018

Ethan Bunney

A goat fucking faggot that sucks at fortnite and can also be called John he is mostly sighted at night eating grass in your yard if you see a Ethan Bunney/John please call the Global Wildlife and report an escaped faggot

Oh no one of global wildlife’s faggot Ethan Bunney things is eating our grass again

by Bigquy May 25, 2018

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

Ethan Haneef

Blacc Boi, Has the BIG GAY, Anime Weeb Lord, ETHAN HANEEF!!!

Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018