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Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.
- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023
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Orangeburg Engineer

A stupid person, usually a redneck, who tries (and fails) to rig things together with duct tape and bungee cords. Named after the city of Orangeburg, SC.
Person 1: The mattress that guy tied to the top of his lifted truck is falling off.
Person 2: Another Orangeburg Engineer.
by 4pm In Cancun November 30, 2023
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bullyboi engineer

the opposite of a nice guy.

An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
by zabaleraa December 12, 2023
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Linguistic engineer

A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).
I am a linguistic engineer for a living.

Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!
by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023
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Mental engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.
I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.
by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023
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Psychological engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a mental engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy. They study the mechanics of the mind, etc.
I want to be a psychological engineer.

Psychologists are just psychological engineers!

Therapists are psychological engineers.
by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023
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Software Engineering

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa
by The looser September 25, 2023
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