Dylan Seymour

A ugly crotch stain who seems to think people like him. Someone who smokes drugs. He is the worst kind of person who can only be described as a fuck up. He also likes taking it up the arse hole, He started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since

Girl : Hi Dylan
Dylan Seymour : Hiya would you like to see ma dildo
Girl : Naw you fucking creep

by Trinzler September 29, 2011

Dylan Price

DICKHEAD, FUCKBOY, DINNA GO OUT WITH HIM, MAN WHORE, THREATENS FOLK ACTING HARD BUT REALLY WEAK

Dylan Price is a dildo

by fukmamam October 27, 2017

Devious Dylan

during intercourse, craftily sneak your penis into the rectum of your female partner

ask hey can i stick it in your ass, no matter the reply..you hear...yes i would enjoy that

my wife was being a total bitch so that night i gave her a devious dylan

by hardeda May 25, 2008

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010

dylan thomas

dylan thomas-a foocking cunt who is always wearing red even though he isnt a blood or ck cuzzz he is white af. he walks around the courtyard every single day until he can find a group of people that look friendly and gay enough. when he gets mad he makes this weird ass face that looks like a growling pupper. he is fucking retarded.

he is retarded. dylan thomas is feking retarded.

by dtdtdt November 15, 2017

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008