Million Dollar Advice

A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.

someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!

by theyo-coach March 24, 2019

Pissing in a dollar general

A saying indicating that you feel really powerful or bad ass.
Imagine taking a piss in the aisle of a dollar general, while making relentless eye contact with the cashier - pretty powerful.

I finally gave my misogynistic coworker a piece of my mind today. I feel like I'm pissing in a dollar general.

by Blameitonthealchohol May 12, 2025

1 billion dollar offer

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2025

Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.

"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

million dollar bill

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.

1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.

by sunshineydays April 12, 2025

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021