Dave

Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.

guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'

by bob from social services August 15, 2012

dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

Davenporting

Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.

If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.

by reverse davenporter April 1, 2009

naked dave

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most

"put some clothes on naked dave"

by CaRL January 13, 2004

Emo Dave

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace. And since when did all emo boys cut themselves?

Emo Dave will be your friend as long as you don't break his heart.

by A Friend of Emo Daves September 5, 2008

Dirty Dave

The act of fucking your own Mum and making you Dad watch while he is howling like a wookie .

"I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain"

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

Daved

Ditch, cheated or otherwise tricked in some some way.

I was waiting for Joe but he daved me.
Jim really daved me on that last deal.

by FVI July 6, 2007