I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.

Skinny Dave is better than you.

by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022

DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!

by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

215 Dave

215 Dave is a Philadelphia rapper in the northeast better known for his song “im sorry kid jazz “ That was a apology song for the rapper kid jazz and made social media news Philly Scoophall. Also fights a lot and lost acouple and won a lot. Dudes a beast and more famous the shane avato. Also he makes tik toks about girls he wants to kiss.

215 Dave’s a bitch. Yo did you see 215 Dave’s Tik Tok?

by 215ryan March 17, 2021