I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

Lisa&Dave

Cutiest couple alive

Lisa&Dave are Married!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019