Date with a [plumber]

Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).

It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was desperatly looking forward to her upcoming date with a plumber!

by SexintheCityJerseyGirl October 4, 2007

Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.

I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.

Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

by Alexisdove December 9, 2009

Date

To shag someone and if it goes okay, take them to the movies the next day.

I'm taking her to see Lego The Movie in 3D! Gonna be such a RAD ddddddd…..day. Ummm. Date. I guess.

by midtowner February 16, 2014

Claire Danes

A flat chested and beautiful actress who likes to wear loose clothes so everyone can take a glance at her minuscule breasts when she bends down.

Claire Danes Nip Slip at Canadian MTV

by Antois June 18, 2008

Skype Date

When two people set up a time to video chat on the program Skype in order to masterbate while watching the other masterbate as well. Also a nice time for strip tease.

Jill: I have a skype date later with Jack.
Julie: What are you going to take off this time?

Ben: What is a skype date, man?
Jack: A time when I get to get off while watching my girl touch herself.
Ben: I need to do that!

by Giggles44 January 10, 2010

Double Date

The use of two hands to jerk off

When I rub one out, I like to double date.

by DeezNutz February 19, 2003