videos after dark

Watching excessive amounts of porn at night just because no one is around.

What are those noises coming from Timmy's room? Those are his videos after dark!

by Timmy Burch June 18, 2014

before the dark times

Before the dark times is a quote said by Obi wan Kenobi in "A New Hope" which is used to say that times where good for the jedi before the empire, this heavy implies that at the moment, Obi wan is having flashbacks to the clone wars and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker. It is also used as an expression of when someone changed for the worse

Obi Wan Kenobi: Before the Dark times.... Before the Empire

by KindlyKilling June 3, 2021

Rizzle Me This Dark Knight

When the Rizzler is attempting to rizz up someone, but their target is able to resist the Rizzler's rizzing capabilities.

The Rizzler: Hey, how're you doing?
Person that is being rizz'd: Ew, get away from me creep.
The Rizzler: Well... Rizzle Me This Dark Knight.

by E.N1gma June 4, 2023

Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead

An incredibly massive and cool game, but with somewhat low popularity. It’s an open world pixel RPG, based around the premise of a world ending cataclysm involving zombies, aliens, breaking realities, and government experiments. The game is massive and is consistently updated by a small but focused community. The game is completely free, but is not any sort of website like steam or epic games. This could explain why it’s not very publicly known, as it needs to downloaded off of a few different websites that you’re unlikely to find unless one of your friends play.

You, reading this right now, go look it up. Yeah right now, go look up Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead. It’s free and doesn’t take much space to download, go give it a try. No stop reading, open a new tab and look it up. Now.

“Hey, you hear about that guy that didn’t immediately look up Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead?”

“Yeah, they found him shot 27 times in his house a few hours ago”

by SnooSeagull September 20, 2022

Dark Lotusing

Meaning to kill someone.
Comes from the group "Dark Lotus" who often speak of violent acts.

Did you hear about that bastard who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie Dark Lotus'ed him.

by Iceciro August 15, 2004

Dark Angel

A bad angel who brings bad luck, hate, darkness into peoples hearts,and other evil things.

The Dark Angel has brought bad luck to this place.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011