A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss May 11, 2014

Used to describe someone or something that is generally bad or unattractive. Can also be used as just a noun("crust"). If you wish to use crusty in a neutral way, say "crunchy"--- for a good way say "crispy". Use crusty with rhyming words to emphasize a point.
"OMG this ugly hoe just cut in front of me in the McDonalds line... crustyyyyyy. "
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"
by whyevenFightme March 20, 2016

by The very short one of all May 22, 2016

Ben your crusty
by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020
