Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

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cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

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Crusty Line

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.

Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.

by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021

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crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

by Fishlipss May 11, 2014

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Used to describe someone or something that is generally bad or unattractive. Can also be used as just a noun("crust"). If you wish to use crusty in a neutral way, say "crunchy"--- for a good way say "crispy". Use crusty with rhyming words to emphasize a point.

"OMG this ugly hoe just cut in front of me in the McDonalds line... crustyyyyyy. "
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"

by whyevenFightme March 20, 2016

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