mister crusty 

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

mister crusty by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

dang crusty 

1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.

2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.

From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross

Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"

dang crusty by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005

musty crusty rat

literally you

girl 1: Did you see the person viewing this definitition?
girl 2: Yeah, they are such a musty crusty rat

musty crusty rat by #welovemustyrats March 13, 2022

rank crusty terd 

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation

Aw that there is a rank crusty terd

rank crusty terd by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017

eye crusty 

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

eye crusty by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

mr crusty 

A cum sock

“Hey, don’t touch that it’s mr crusty”

mr crusty by Lpsjerry January 28, 2021

hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe 

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry

*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe by astridthesannasupporter May 5, 2021