Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by October 07, 2020

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 March 12, 2016

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs May 24, 2018