Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Clam Beat

The rhythmic pulsation of the female genitalia in response to stimulation via either an external source or in some cases the mere thought of a sexual encounter. This phenomenon is usually accompanied by the excretion of bodily fluids stated colloquially as "clam chowder."

At first I didn't think Jackie was that in to me until the clam beat started up, from there on out it was like Ivar's up in the bitch.

by willywiggles September 9, 2012

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino October 14, 2008

sand clam

A vagina that was shaved 2 days prior and now has stubble.

I scraped my face on her sand clam when I went down on her.

by NinjaCamelRider May 2, 2018

Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

by Clamer September 3, 2017

Clam-Slam

A gangbang

Janice had a sore vagina after participating in a 6-man cocaine fueled clam-slam in the nightclub's storeroom.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Tattered Clam

When a pussy has been used to the point where the outer lips become dry and darkened; appearing very similar to the edges of a steamed clam. They will feel dry to the touch and may become an issue if lubricant is not applied. Also note that when separated the smell can be very similar to that of a slightly rotten clam.

I reached down her pants to check things out and to my dismay I found a dried up old tattered clam.

by Beender February 20, 2009