god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.

John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.

by Eggcleary June 27, 2022

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

church

the best cat ever

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

do in church

Something dumb Logan Paul said/sung.

Yeah I rep that merch,
Yeah I do in church...
(Santa Diss Track)

by lyfesgood December 10, 2017