church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

by sweet96629 October 17, 2022

Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.

John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.

by Eggcleary June 27, 2022

god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer

“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church”

by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018

trinity church

an iconic church that even people who don't believe in the lord should go to because life is lit

jesus: damnnnnn look at all of those trinity church hoes!

by dONT TELL MOMMM May 9, 2018

Church

A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music

Families walk into church

“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom

by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022

Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

by Favol March 5, 2023