Chocolate chin up

To bunch up your beard and stick it in your girl's asshole while eating her out.

Last night I practiced the chocolate chin up for an hour and she loved it.

by Beard-on August 23, 2020

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.

"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"

by Nahyma September 28, 2013

mint chocolate chip snow storm

The mint chocolate chip snow storm is when you put toothpaste in your partners ass and you take it out with the bristles of the toothbrush and brush your teeth and when your done spit it back into her ass and then use mouthwash and spit it into her ass then you can continue having sexual intercourse.

She felt a chilling cool rush as I performed the mint chocolate chip snow storm.

by spodderman May 25, 2014

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017