check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both
I'm off to check the hooks
by Hook Checker November 23, 2016
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checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.
Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
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Spot check

When two or more homies strip naked and check each other’s bodies for any odd spots or moles
A spot check a day keeps the doctor away.
by betamalehawk July 12, 2022
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Ass Check

When a female hits you with her Glutes; which may cause injury, loss of balance, or pain. Also when cuddling an accelerated motion into the spoon position.
Why so you have to Ass Check me so much.
by kingofthejourney May 12, 2015
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Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂
Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌
by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021
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poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 20, 2012
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Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.
Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"
by Spencybro March 14, 2019
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