Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂

Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌

by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 20, 2012

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 14, 2019

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 07, 2014

krep check

Good looking shoe check

Oi guys time for a krep check innit fam

by Chris hates roadmen December 19, 2016

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 30, 2010

Casper check

When your job has a tight income limit per month (before you pay more taxes) and your trying to finnese you're way into working more than you can so you get paid next month without actually being at work.

Example 1:

Boss: I can't pay your full loan this month if you want to avoid taxes . But I need you to come tomorrow.

Employees: pay me next month when I'm not working.

Boss: for shure. I write you a casper check

by Dodoface November 29, 2021