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Jock Check

Most Sports players would know what this is.

It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
mugGet the Jock Checkmug.

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage
I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.
by bippi April 4, 2015
mugGet the check hostagemug.

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..
"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"
by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012
mugGet the Preflight checkmug.

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.
After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.
by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014
mugGet the Check Flushmug.

Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂
Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌
by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021
mugGet the Shit checkmug.

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.
Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
mugGet the checking the dipstickmug.

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.
Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.
by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022
mugGet the rights checkmug.

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