Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"

Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.

by Chappybloodlad May 3, 2023

catch twenty fuck

It's a fuck situation that a 22 can't get you out of

When my truck went over the cliff i was in a catch twenty fuck situation

by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 19, 2019

Catch and Release

When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)

Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure

Yeah I catch and released his ass last night

by KRC001 February 1, 2020

Pee Catch

The circular shaped rug that is often placed in front of the toilet bowl. It served multiple purposes, such as to keep your feet warm, but it's main function is to catch pee from dribblers.

Man, the pee catch is starting to stink! I better throw it in the washer!

by Jen-uh-fur August 21, 2011

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