captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

Captain Date Rape

A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.

People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!

Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!

Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR

Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!

by George Micheal March 26, 2009

captain save 'em

1. Someone who will always bail you out of a rough patch.

2. The radio version of captain save-a-ho.

You do exactly what you know you shouldn't, and then when you get into trouble look to me for help. I am not captain save 'em!

by magikdraggon March 25, 2010

Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

by Garrett GC January 4, 2009