Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 26, 2016

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Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

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Chinese Finger Trap

The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man

Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?

Rich: no bro, what happened?!

Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.

by K-Schlem2014 June 29, 2019

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Chinese singing lesson

To take a much-needed piss.

Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.

by Tragnou Rosalbo June 08, 2006

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Chinese Dick Trap

When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.

OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?

by LawrenceD October 23, 2010

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